Hello again internet people! I am here to be the beacon of hope in this website ocean of cock-sucking mediocrity. I, the alpha writer, have flown down on my golden platypus to read aloud my thoughts on gaming and why […]
What makes you want to tear a characters tear ducts out and make him wear their small intestine as a bow while you let the children of the village play stick-ball with his liver? Good writing but more directly that […]
Downloadable content (DLC) has been one the most important marketing tools this console generation in order to keep gamers, well gaming. Whether it is map packs, multiplayer, single-player, or something as measly as additional weapons and costumes, DLCÂ has kept […]
Cheesy title I know, but a joke well made. Shouting is a fundamental part of Bethesda’s latest romp through the lands of Tamriel. For those of you familiar with the series, you will be aware of where this game takes […]